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Wed February 10, 2010
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(Breitbart.com) Obvious Illegal immigration dropped 7 percent last year on news that US sucks almost as much as Mexico these days  (breitbart.com) (13)
(TwinCities.com) Stupid Thanks to union contracts, a Madison Wisconsin bus driver earned $159,258 last year. Step to the back of the bus, taxpayer  (twincities.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Amusing Woman charged with impersonation. Of Jabba The Hutt, apparently  (myabc50.com) (48)
(AJC) Dumbass Georgia man arrested with $1.6 billion in phony Treasury notes. Authorities became suspicious upon learning that the man's name wasn't China  (ajc.com) (48)

Tue February 09, 2010
(Beaumont Enterprise) Dumbass You know how you have to break in to a store because all of the doors are locked? The same rules apply when trying to get out Einstein. With video goodness  (beaumontenterprise.com) (72)
(News on 6) Spiffy Armed robbery suspect who continually threatened to kill employees described as 'nicely dressed'  (newson6.com) (38)
(Some Suit) Photoshop Photoshop this dapper gentleman on a loopy couch  (contemporist.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Asinine Teacher hits student with clipboard. Student allegedly sustained bodily injury, shock, and injury to his nervous system needing X-rays, hospitalization and an ambulance  (ocregister.com) (178)
(CNN) Interesting Study shows older women have higher risk of having autistic children.... because the vaccines multiply over time in the woman's body states Dr. Jennifer McCarthy MD, PhD  (cnn.com) (165)
(Some Guy) Fail Those body-scanners, which will in no way invade your privacy, are being used to invade the privacy of Film Stars  (prisonplanet.com) (278)
(Washington Post) Silly Snowpocalypse, Snowmageddon, and now Snoverkill  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (409)
(KRGV) Dumbass Couple caught with over 50 alleged fake credit cards. Multiple charges expected  (krgv.com) (91)
(Mediabistro) Sad Waffle House architect now scattered, smothered, and covered  (mediabistro.com) (129)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Afghan army fills leadership ranks with experienced generals. They fought for the other side, but whatever  (online.wsj.com) (106)
(The Morning Call) Dumbass Family receives stocked antique liquor cabinet as a gift. Family has never heard of the terms "lock installation"  (mcall.com) (259)
(Some Scranton to Hoboken Guy) Obvious Lackawanna Cut-Off cut off for Lackawanna  (thetimes-tribune.com) (136)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Livestock truck crashes on highway, scattering cows, goats, pigs and chickens on the road. This article brought to you by Denny's Grand Slam breakfast  (sun-sentinel.com) (45)
(WHNT) Followup US Senator Shelby (R-ALzheimer's) releases blanket hold on 70 of President Obama's appointees after getting some attention, hugs  (whnt.com) (194)
(Dawn.com) Interesting Taliban confirm that their leader in Pakistan is not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead  (dawn.com) (93)
(Hipster Puppies Tumblr) Sad Having ruined Williamsburg, bicycles, and sweatshirts, hipsters are now ruining puppies  (hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com) (267)
(Free Press) Hero Balls of steel: Taking a fire axe to dislodge a live bomb at 20,000 feet  (freep.com) (164)
(TC Palm) Florida Rare coin dealer sues Google over address snafu. He's feeling lucky  (tcpalm.com) (72)
(ABC News) Sick UN very upset that some Haitian hospitals, which are treating patients with donated medical supplies and volunteer doctors, are still sending patients a bill afterwards. US insurance companies, on the other hand, are downright impressed  (abcnews.go.com) (106)
(Yahoo) Interesting Research shows how colors describe happiness vs. depression. The quest for the elusive fark greenlight finally explained  (news.yahoo.com) (46)
(Mercury News) Scary If secondhand smoke hasn't already killed you and everybody you ever loved, then the newly discovered THIRDHAND stuff certainly will  (mercurynews.com) (273)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop Fuji from on high  (bigpicture.ru) (50)
(Yahoo) Followup Ukranian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko vows to challenge the results of last Sunday's election on the grounds that she is WAY hotter than her opponent  (news.yahoo.com) (169)
(Newsday) Dumbass Flanders man arrested for repeatedly making hoax calls to 911. Stupid Flanders man  (newsday.com) (50)
(Some Guy) Interesting Researchers say your color preference is closely related to which careers you are best suited. Here's a quick online test to find out whether you should be a CEO or a carney  (careerpath.com) (309)
(The Morning Call) Weird A man, a pickup truck, a theft, a chase, a hospital stay, Panama  (mcall.com) (50)
(News.com.au) Strange Australian court hears that man accused of having sex at a petrol station was asleep until some time after the act had started. In legal circles, this is known as the "English defence"  (news.com.au) (46)
(Some Guy) Obvious Wankered barmcake chibs mate for choring his pushbike as he bought his favourite tipple  (getreading.co.uk) (85)
(Daily Mail) Weird Eating frogs, scorpions, lizards then washing them down with cobra blood. Survival in the jungle? Celebrity reality show? Nope. U.S. Marines taking part in Asian war games  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)
(Some Bad Pilot) Fail This plane crash was an unauthorized landing. Please, please remember to get prior authorization before crashing your plane into people's yard. Thank you  (gwinnettdailypost.com) (45)
(AJC) Dumbass It's probably not the best idea to re-name the bus route through the heart of an Asian community the "yellow line". Some people take offense to that sort of thing  (ajc.com) (239)
(Denver Post) Amusing Police describe man who was robbed of his Visa card while attempting to use it to purchase crack as a "seriously stupid crackhead"  (denverpost.com) (43)
(TBO) Florida Two fourth-grade teachers help students cope with stress from testing by handing out pill bottles filled with little mint candies. Hilarity ensues  (www2.tbo.com) (137)
(Telegraph) Interesting Millionaire gives away his fortune because it made him miserable. "My idea is to have nothing left. Absolutely nothing, Money is counterproductive - it prevents happiness to come."  (telegraph.co.uk) (293)
(Wall Street Journal) Caption Caption this lean-in  (s.wsj.net) (52)
(Canoe) Amusing Cows now outnumber humans in New Zealand. EAT MOR CHIKIN  (cnews.canoe.ca) (62)
(Some Guy) Amusing Democratic lawmaker gets knocked out because he was blocking the view of the belly dancers. Republicans want singles for tips. Not for the belly dancers, for the guy who knocked him out  (newsnet5.com) (95)
(Denver Post) Dumbass Teen crashes car into school and then drives down hall, detained for not having pass  (denverpost.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this colourful saleslady  (i143.photobucket.com) (28)
(Reuters) Interesting For sale: one French aircraft carrier. Only scuttled once  (in.reuters.com) (137)
(AZCentral) Amusing "When an officer approached the man, he noticed he was shirtless and wearing women's pants with a hole in the crotch exposing his genitals. The man also was wearing his underwear around his neck"  (azcentral.com) (88)

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